Saturday, January 1, 2011

2 boyfriends, Only Likes 1

Blind Gossip

This film actress has a Public Boyfriend and a Private Boyfriend. Public Boyfriend was set up by their publicists. The two are obligated to participate in multiple photo ops together every month. Even though Public Boyfriend is more famous than our actress, she’s talking smack behind his back about how boring and pathetic she finds his work, how much she’s helping his career and reputation, and how she can’t wait for their contract to end.
Whenever she’s not with Public Boyfriend, she flies straight into the arms of Private Boyfriend. She’s not very subtle about it either. She is regularly seen out drinking and partying and playing beer pong with Private Boyfriend until the wee hours of the morning. She claims they are just working buddies, but we don’t think working buddies regularly spend the night together in the same hotel room.

Most popular Guess: Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas

My Guess: Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift

Douche Designer

CDAN

This A list designer who really should be considered F list for his contributions to the horrible fashion he has produced in the past few years is not a very friendly customer.
Recently while shopping at an Abercrombie & Fitch, our designer decided to shop in his own way. What that means is that he would take pile after pile of clothing from the places where they were neatly placed and dump them at the checkout stand and demanding that the worker find the size zeroes. Yes, instead of going through the neatly organized stacks and finding the right size himself, he destroyed every stack of clothing he touched which were numerous. Our designer basically trashed the entire women’s section of clothes. Now someone needs to go to his stores and do the same thing.

Most Popular And My Guess: Christian Audigier, aka ed hardy

Gives To Church Not Governemnt

BuzzFoto

This religious star might be a tad bit of a hypocrite…. he donates heavily to his church but cheats on his taxes.

Most Popular Guess: Stephen Baldwin

My Guess: Mel Gibson

Why They Aren't Married

Blind Gossip

This multi-hyphenate and her actor boyfriend have been in a steady relationship for several years. They live together. They’ve had a child/ren together. So why aren’t they married? Well, it’s because it’s not his style to play the third wheel. She is continuing to see her ex-girlfriend, a major force in the demise of her last famous marriage. That’s right. She’s bisexual. And she used to be bicoastal. Oh, and there’s one more, but that would make it too easy.

Most Popular And My Guess: Angelina Jolie

Divorce For Drugs

Star Magazine

Which twentysomething daughter of a divorced Hollywood Couple ( both are now remarried) is experimenting with drugs? At a recent House party, we hear she ate quite a few hallucinogenic mushrooms- something she has been doing a lot lately!

Most Popular And My Guess: Rumer Willis

Experimented With Gay

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This British actor known for his diverse range of theater, film and television productions made a cult favorite movie in the 80′s that didn’t do so well in the box office. He revealed recently he once had a sordid, “experimental” affair with a straight actor he worked with on that film. It was a short-lived romantic relationship, but the two remain good friends to this day.

Most Popular Guess: Tim Curry
My Guess: Cary Elwes

Wants More Money, Will Dump Loved One

CDAN

What do you do when your network reality star fiancee lets it be known to a very very wealthy businessman that she could be persuaded to dump her current fiancee if the businessman was to make her an offer. Oh, and she did it while her fiancee was 15 feet away.

Most Popular Guess: Karina Smirnoff

My Guess: Ali Fedotowsky